Miles from Nashville: Fact? Fiction? Bizzare Urban Legend Told Only In Zimbabwe?

Miles from Nashville is composed of the following ingredients:

Charlie Wolf was born in Nova Scotia in 1899, which is pretty amazing considering he’s never been to Nova Scotia and he’s 16. Writing all the music for Miles from Nashville songs, and some of the lyrics, Charlie Wolf currently lives in the Magical Land of Los Angeles™, with his imaginary wife and two imaginary children. Due to a strange turn of events, Charlie Wolf is not the messiah anymore.

Michael J Ruhland was named “Ruhland of the Year” for 6 years in a row by Ruhland magazine. He writes a lot of Miles from Nashville lyrics and also lives in the Magical Land of Los Angeles, although he doesn’t get the cool little trademark symbol because he lives in the poor part of The Magical Land of Los Angeles. Just kidding. His family owns 11 cars, and he can’t drive any of them because they all have a stick shift. This is obviously a conspiracy.

In other news, we’ll (meaning, of course, me, Charlie, and Michael as soon as he gets a new e-mail address) be trying to post a lot more on our website, to make it marginally more interesting.

I hope you enjoyed this informational piece. Now damn you to hell.

M[f]N